Here is the code I have so far, I am unsure how to do it and would like some help!
$(eval var me = “$(user)” ; var u = “$(user)” ; u = “$(touser)” ; if (me === “UsaUsaChu” && u==“UsaUsaChu”) { “UsaUsaChu has the BEEGest Carrot” ;} else $(eval const responses = [‘1Inch’, ‘2 Inches’, ‘3 Inches’, ‘4 Inches’, ‘5 Inches’, ‘6 Inches’, ‘7 Inches’, ‘8 Inches’, ‘9 Inches’, ‘10 Inches’, ‘11 Inches’, ‘12 Inches’, ‘0 Inches’, ‘Unlimited Inches’, ‘.5 Inch’, ‘Average Inches’, ‘I have Vagona’ ];responses[Math.floor(Math.random() * responses.length)]