I made a command that uses an array instead of a random percentage as I often see for funny commands, and I figured I would share it.
`!addcom -cd=5 !COMMAND_NAME $(user) is $(eval a=[not at all,not,a little,a bit,somewhat,moderately,slightly,mildly,extremely,immensely,too,inordinately,exceptionally,exceedingly,quite,severely]; b=a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)]) YOUR_TEXT_HERE.`
EX:
`!addcom -cd=5 !thirsty $(user) is $(eval a=[not at all,not,a little,a bit,somewhat,moderately,slightly,mildly,extremely,immensely,too,inordinately,exceptionally,exceedingly,quite,severely]; b=a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)]) thirsty.`
EX output:
koalaunknown is not thirsty.