So far I have this, which is basically a coin flip:
$(eval var sayings = ['$(user) defeated $(1)!', "$(1) defeated $(user)!"]; sayings[Math.floor(Math.random() * sayings.length)];)
But I'd like to somehow include a random number generator like this: $(eval Math.floor((Math.random() * 100) + 1))
So that the command can create two random numbers, compare them against each other, and then spit out one of 3 different results depending on whether:
the first number is higher than the second number
the first number is lower than the second number
both numbers are the same
example results corresponding to the above would look like:
$(user)'s [first number] crushed $(1)'s [second number]!
$(user)'s [first number] was crushed by $(user)'s [second number]!
$(user)'s [first number] and $(1)'s [second number] are evenly matched!